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The Robbery |
Kanjibhai the
jeweller called the police station to report a robbery.
"You'll never believe what happened, Officer.
A truck backed up to my store, the doors opened and an
elephant came out.
He broke my plate glass window, stuck his trunk in, sucked
up all the jewellery and climbed back into the truck.
The doors closed and the truck pulled away."
The Pandu hawaldar said, "Could you tell me, for
identification purposes, whether it was an Indian elephant
or an African elephant?"
"What's the difference?" asked Kanjibhai Jaweri.
"Well," said the Hawaldar , "an African elephant has great
big ears and an Indian elephant has little ears."
"Come to think of it, I couldn't see his ears," said
Kanjibhai "He had a stocking over his head." |
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